Do you love horses? If you love horses this shirt will make clear that the only reason you are anyplace at all is simply for them dang horses. Do you hate horses? If you hate horses this is a great way to trick your enemies into thinking you have a soft spot for horses when, in fact, you have a hard spot for horses (i.e. you have a strong dislike for horses). Once taken in by your ruse your worst enemies will be but putty in your hands. Red ink on cream shirt, will ship anywhere in the continental US for no additional charge.